The Future

I'm afraid of the future! What that means isn't necessarily clear, nor does it need to be. I don't want to have to buy a flat-screen TV for digital cable. Call this number: 877-393-4448.

I'm afraid of this! I get freaked out when I see TVs on top of taxicabs. I get freaked out when I see a TV in my house. I wonder how many times people with iPods listen to the Rolling Stones' song "Satisfaction" underground everyday while in the MTA subway system. Leonard Cohen has a very dark album from the 1990's called "The Future". I can't recall the lyrics right now, but you can pull it up on Pandora and freak out everyone in your office, too.
Do you think that I'm crazy? Do you think that I creep in the night and sleep in a phone booth? I can't even find a phone booth to sleep in anymore with all the Bloomberg fuckers swarming around with these microchips in their ears. Bluetooth headset gnawing away at the synapses that would have otherwise be firing in the left side of their brains. Buy, sell, trade, overweight, anorexic -- THIS IS WHERE MAIN STREET & WALL STREET INTERSECT!

"The next stop on this train is Lexington Avenue. Stand clear of the closing doors."

Thank you for your time,

The Daemon